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THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING CORRUPT | A Proposal by Ayo Sogunro
That Vexatious Issue Like any patriotic Nigerian, I have once again turned my thoughts to the problem of tackling corruption …Continue reading →
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TO SPEAK TO AN AMERICAN BLONDE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS, PRESS ‘1’ NOW | A...
In a comical confluence of America’s two most fundamental issues–freedom of expression and insane tolerance of idle celebrities—this week we, …Continue reading →
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TO SADIQ ABACHA — ON BEHALF OF WOLE SOYINKA | BY AYO SOGUNRO
Dear Sadiq Abacha, I do not know you personally, but I admire your filial bravery—however misguided—in defending the honour of …Continue reading →
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WHAT GEJ SAID ABOUT THE REBASE | (Sort of) by Ayo Sogunro
First, an Introduction As a whole lot of you may have forgotten—and this is a fact which begs forgetting—dear President …Continue reading →
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EVERYTHING IN NIGERIA IS GOING TO KILL YOU | By Ayo Sogunro
There are two things you need to note: first, the title above is not panic propaganda. Of course, it sounds …Continue reading →
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WHY I AM CORRUPT | In Defense of Nigerians by Ayo Sogunro
Nigerians are corrupt, they say. I am a Nigerian and I know why I am corrupt. I am corrupt because …Continue reading →
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THE ILIAD OF THE GREAT NIGERIAN POLITICIAN | BY AYO SOGUNRO
An Oxymoronic Impossibility Wait, before you dismiss this topic as an oxymoronic impossibility, try—difficult as it is when politicians are …Continue reading →
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DRIVING IN LAGOS AND OTHER CRIMES | Some Thoughts by Ayo Sogunro
Today, I paid my annual contribution to the Nigerian Police Force: I invested in a Twenty Thousand Naira “Get out …Continue reading →
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THE BUHARI METHOD: A CONCERNED CITIZEN INTERVIEWS THE PRESIDENTIAL...
This week, a Concerned Citizen caught up with—erm, Mr. Fe Made—the imaginary Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to the Nigerian President, for an imaginary interview. Here, Mr. Fe Made shares...
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IDLEMINDSET | NIGERIAN TWITTER RESPONSIBLE FOR CLINTON LOSS
FRESH FACTS have emerged indicating that Hillary Clinton’s loss to Donald Trump in Tuesday’s elections may not be unconnected with the lack of support from a number of Nigerians on Twitter. Divisions...
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